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W A C K O L A W
DEFINITION:
laws regulated by the M.N.F.P.D; members are not required to follow these laws, but breaking them will result in mandatory penalties, if caught
SAFE HOUSES:
club members are safe from arrest in:
ANY PURCHASABLE PROPERTY (motels, suites, house, etc) and ANY EVENT (parties, meetings, auctions, etc), and the Oasis Baths (not Oasis).
GETTING CAUGHT:
If an officer says "FREEZE", then you're considered caught and must head to the MnF prison and wear the orange jumpsuit. You can either: (a) PAY BAIL, (b) SERVE TIME, or (c) AGREE TO A DEAL with the officer.
Wackos have 5 minute cool-down once released from jail.
SAFEWORD:
Once any member (including non-members) says "SPAGHETTI", all members must stop their roleplay and return to basic, respectable Club rules.
CRIMES ARE STACKABLE
CRIME(S):
#1 SAYING "WAZOO"
15 MINUTES
IN MNF JAIL
$250
#2 TRESSPASSING
All Wackos (except Bouncers when on duty) are restricted to WILD WEST, RED HEAT, the CAVE, or the PRISON. Remember, safe houses and events are okay.
15 MINUTES
IN MNF JAIL
$250
#3 NOT WEARING ORANGE
Wackos must always wear SOMETHING ORANGE. (Example: an orange hat, orange glasses trim, etc).
15 MINUTES
IN MNF JAIL
$250
#4 INDECENT EXPOSURE
Wearing the SLAVE HARNESS or NAKED outfit.
15 MINUTES
IN MNF JAIL
$250
#5 HIRING AN ESCORT/HOOKER
Pimps/Madams cannot be arrested for pimping.
30 MINUTES
IN MNF JAIL
$500
#6 CAPTURING A BUNNY
Statute of limitations: Bunnies have ONE HOUR after the incident has occurred to report you to the M.N.F.P.D., otherwise the crime is void.
30 MINUTES
IN MNF JAIL
$500
#7 ROBBING PLAYERS
60 MINUTES
IN MNF JAIL
$1000
#8 ESCAPING PRISON
30 MIN.
EXTENSION
$500
#9 BOUNTY
Any player (including non-members) can place a bounty on your head ($1,000 fee per 15 minutes) paid to the MNFPD. You will receive a 15 minute head start, after that, you will be hunted.
15-30 MIN.
IN MNF JAIL
(maxium)
NO BAIL
#10 DISOBEYING CLUB RULES / MNF TERMS OF SERVICE
BAN FROM CLUB
PENALTY
BAIL
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
1. WHERE DO I BUY THE ORANGE PRISON JUMPSUIT?
Wild West Motel. Click the magazine in the lobby.
2. DO I NEED TO WEAR THE ORANGE PRISON JUMPSUIT WHEN IN JAIL?
Yes, otherwise you'll look like a visitor and not a prisoner.
3. HOW MUCH DOES THE ORANGE PRISON JUMPSUIT COST? WHAT IF I CAN'T AFFORD IT?
$300. If you cannot afford it, the M.N.F.P.D. will supply it for you.
4. WHAT IF I BREAK MORE THAN ONE LAW?
Breaking multiple laws results in combined penalties.
(Ex: Not Wearing Orange + Out of Bounds = 30 min. in MNF JAIL or $500 bail)
5. CAN I HAVE SEX WITH AN OFFICER?
Only under their consent. If they refuse, then stop asking.
6. DO I HAVE TO ACCEPT A M.N.F.P.D. OFFICER'S FRIEND REQUEST?
Yes, that is how they track you.
6. CAN I BE BOTH A WACKO CREW MEMBER AND A M.N.F.P.D. OFFICER?
Yes, but here's how it works. If you're wearing the uniform you are working as a cop. The second you take it off you are now a Wacko Crew member and can be arrested. Bunnies cannot be M.N.F.P.D. and a Bunny at the same time.
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